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Seth Meyers

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Quotes by Seth Meyers

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My 'SNL' days of working through the night have come and gone.
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The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence and the awareness and ability to make jokes about himself before comedians can. That's a page almost every politician should try to take from his book.
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I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz was more fun.'
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In 2004 I had the fortune - or the misfortune - of playing John Kerry. It was hard because I think the best impressions exaggerate someone's most well-known quality. And exaggerating gravitas is very hard to pull off.
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Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.
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I was very much aiming to go into movies eventually, like a lot of 'SNL' people. But, soon after I arrived, all these really good actors started, like Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg, and I thought, 'If I were casting a movie, I would put all of them in it over me.'
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I think the greatest gift your parents can give you if you want to be a comedian is good taste.
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I don't know what else to do other than tell people what I think to be untruths.
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I would love to interview Sean Spicer.
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People who know me would not say that, at my core, I'm silly.
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